Rule #1: No fraternizing with the enemy….
I mean boss.
Even if he’s your brother’s hot best friend.
Even if he once took your virginity…
So masterfully that non can compare.
And even if his first barking orders entail something borrowed and blue.
Was it wise to hire Liz knowing the power she’s always had over me?
But what we had is history.
My strategy now? Handle our business arrangement and call it a day.
But business gets personal when someone threatens my future blushing bride.
And all the millions in this world can’t keep me from tracking them down.